Sunday, July 26, 2009

Ads

These are Ads that have appered across the news papers-

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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